Awkward Commas

16/11/2009

Nice job, Internetz.

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» Examples of songs that are slow jams

“A House Is Not a Home” - Luther Vandross
“Adore - Prince
“Anytime” - Brian McKnight
“And I” - Ciara
“Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number” - Aaliyah
“All the Man That I Need” - Whitney Houston
“Another Sad Love Song” - Toni Braxton
“Any Time, Any Place” - Janet Jackson
“Between The Sheets” - Isley Brothers
“Back at One” - Brian McKnight
“Breathe Again” - Toni Braxton
“Can I Take U Home” - Jamie Foxx
“Call My Name” - Prince
“Can You Stand the Rain” - New Edition
“Can’t B Good” - Janet Jackson
“Cause I Love You” - Lenny Williams
“Cheers 2 U” - Playa
“Come Back to Me” - Janet Jackson
“Damn U - Prince
“Diamonds and Pearls - Prince
“Diary” - Alicia Keys
“Didn’t We Almost Have It All” - Whitney Houston
“Differences” - Ginuwine
“Diggin’ on You” - TLC
“Do Me, Baby - Prince
“Everytime I Close My Eyes” - Babyface
“Funny How Time Flies (When You’re Having Fun)” - Janet Jackson
“Future Baby Mama” - Prince
“Games” - Chukii Booker
“Get Up On It” - Kut Klose
“Giving You the Best That I Got” - Anita Baker
“The Greatest Romance Ever Sold - Prince
“How Come You Don’t Call Me” - Alicia Keys
“I Apologize” - Anita Baker
“I Belong to You (Every Time I See Your Face)” - Rome
“I Don’t Wanna Cry” - Mariah Carey
“I Hate U - Prince
“I Learned from the Best - Whitney Houston
“I Just Can’t Stop Loving You” - Michael Jackson
“I Swear” - All-4-One
“I Will Always Love You” - Whitney Houston
“I Wanna Be Your Lover” - Prince
“I’d Rather” - Luther Vandross
“If I Ain’t Got You” - Alicia Keys
“If I Was Your Girlfriend - Prince
“Insatiable (song) - Prince
“It’s Not Right But It’s Okay - Whitney Houston
“Kissin’ You” - Total
“Let’s Wait Awhile” - Janet Jackson
“Love” - Keyshia Cole
“Love” - Musiq Soulchild
“Love Shoulda Brought You Home” - Toni Braxton
“Love You Down” - Ready for the World
“Me, Myself and I” - Beyoncé
“Money Don’t Matter 2 Night - Prince
“The Most Beautiful Girl in the World - Prince
“My First Love - René & Angela (1983), Avant & Keke Wyatt (2000)
“Nice & Slow” - Usher
“Nite & Day” - Al B. Sure!
“No Ordinary Love” - Sade
“Nobody” - Keith Sweat
“Promise” - Ciara
“One in a Million - Aaliyah
“The One I Gave My Heart To” - Aaliyah
“Paradise” - Sade
“Pink Cashmere - Prince
“Poppin’” - Chris Brown
“Pretty Brown Eyes” - Mint Condition
“Reasons” - Earth, Wind & Fire
“Red Light Special” - TLC
“Remember The Time” - Michael Jackson
“Rhythm of Love - Anita Baker
“Rock Wit’cha” - Bobby Brown
“Roni” - Bobby Brown
“Runaway” - Janet Jackson
“Saving All My Love for You” - Whitney Houston
“Scandalous - Prince
“Shake You Down” - Gregory Abbott
“Seven Whole Days - Toni Braxton
“Slow Jam” - Midnight Star
“Slow Jam” - Usher and Monica
“Somebody Already Broke My Heart” - Sade
“Soul Sista” - Bilal
“Spanish Guitar (song) - Toni Braxton
“Stranger in Moscow” - Michael Jackson
“Sweet Love” - Anita Baker
“Take You Down - Chris Brown
“Tender Love” - Force M.D.’s
“That’s the Way Love Goes” - Janet Jackson
“This Song” - LeToya
“Twenty Foreplay” - Janet Jackson
“Un-Break My Heart” - Toni Braxton
“Until The End of Time” - Justin Timberlake
“Untitled (How Does It Feel)” - D’Angelo
“Vision of Love” - Mariah Carey
“I Want You” - Janet Jackson
“Weak” - SWV
“We Belong Together” - Mariah Carey
“What’s Love Got to Do With It - Tina Turner
“Why I Love You So Much - Monica
“You” - Raheem DeVaughn
“You Give Good Love” - Whitney Houston
“You Gotta Be - Des’ree
“Your Love Is King” - Sade
“You’re Always On My Mind” - SWV

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15/11/2009

I probably did the right thing for the panic stricken individual inside of me by not following the California earthquake tracker on Twitter, right?

Text posted at 04:00

14/11/2009

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Florence + the Machine - Dog Days Are Over

You cant carry it with you if you want to survive

Audio posted at 23:34

13/11/2009

“Classic Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks” by Patrick Cassels on CollegeHumor

Photo posted at 21:19

11/11/2009

merlin:

Unrest - “Make Out Club”

This song has popped in and out of my internet a handful of times in the last year or so. Maybe I should finally get around to hearing more Unrest.

Video posted at 03:22

08/11/2009

The Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express

“When I took that first initial bite, there was a great big pop and a burst of juices rushed into my mouth. And it was delicious!”

For everything that the internet is good for, it is UNACCEPTABLE that there is not a better quality version of this commercial online.

Video posted at 21:16

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Simon and Garfunkel - Homeward Bound

Audio posted at 05:41

“ Was that even covered in the package? I don’t know. Yay. Health Care, I guess. „

Democratic Health Care Package: Passed - Health Care - Gawker

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06/11/2009

“ It’s no secret that Sting is a serious man, so it’s only logical that his holiday album — his first new music since the Police reunion, not that it really matters — is a serious endeavor, thank you. No niceties for him, no comforts of carols; he favors formal over familiar, writing madrigals, not ditties. It is music made by someone who lives in a castle, which isn’t necessarily such a bad thing: the austerity is genuine, not affected, and the cerebral nature of the album is fascinating, albeit mildly so, as this is as sleepy as it is thoughtful. And it’s that thoughtfulness that does distinguish If on a Winter’s Night…; no other Christmas album exists in the head like this. It’s a holiday album for people who have never wanted to hear a holiday album, let alone own one. „

allmusic ((( If on a Winter’s Night… [CD/DVD] > Overview )))

I was expecting slightly more vitriol in a 1.5 star review.

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