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Awkward Commas

27/01/2011

“ People are staring. Could you please lower your voice? Honey, if you think I’m going to stand here in the middle of this supermarket and debate you on the validity of the first two B-52’s LPs, then you are sorely mistaken. “Why not?” I’ll tell you why not: Because everybody with even half a sense of the post-punk/new-wave aesthetic can tell you that there is NO debating this subject, that’s why. Hello? “Rock Lobster”? “Planet Claire has pink air”? Any of this ringing a bell, Mrs. Self-Declared Expert-On-All-Things-From-The-Late-’70s/Early-’80s-Athens, GA-Underground-Scene? I suppose they were playing CBGB’s in 1978 because they WEREN’T cool? Unbelievable. Where’s the goddamn coupon for the applesauce? Well, you had it last… „

Honey, I’m Not Going To Stand Here And Debate The Merits Of The First Two B-52’s LPs In Front Of The Whole Supermarket | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

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