Awkward Commas
05/03/2011
“ Belzer, a passenger in the single-car accident, was killed when driver Keith Foley, who survived the wreck with only minor injuries, became distracted and lost control of the vehicle. Belzer was not wearing a seat belt at the time. „
Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
This line made me laugh so hard, especially because the subtext is never confirmed nor denied.
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